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Oriental Apologues.

" I beseech you be not offended ; if there be occasion , by all means consult your books . " The cadi , after having rummaged his folios or some time , knitting his brows with the appearance of unusual sagacity , " Young man , " said he , " it is necessary that you pay this injured accuser twenty small coins . " " Alas , " replied the youth , " I have nosmall money . " " Then , Sir , you must get change , " rethe cadiThe bowwalked out of

turned . young man making a , tlie room , but without any intention of returning . The cadi and tha melancholy man remained together ; when tired with the business of the day , after waiting for some time , the cadi dropped asleep . The patience of the complainant also being nearly exhausted , observing the situation ofthe cadi , he walked up to him , and gave him a blow on that which he had receivedStart

the cheek ten times harder than . — - ing from his slumber , and rubbing his face , " Rascal , " said he , "do you . dare to strike me ? " " Alas , " said the man , " I have very particular business , which requires my immediate presence , and as you have decreed the price of a blow , be so good as to remain till the young man returns , and instead of giving the fine to me , pray keep it . yourself . " THE PEDANT .

THERE were two brothers of dispositions and propensities as opposite to each other as it is possible to conceive ; the one priding himself on his accuracy of language , his Arabic erudition , and acquaintance with oriental literature : the other despising the pomp of pedantry , and the affectation of grammarians . One day walking togetherthey perceived an inscription engraved a portalthe

curi-, upon ; osity of the learned brother immediately directed him to decypher the sentence , when his anger was soon roused by the multiplicity of hlunders , which appeared to have been compressed within so small a compass . He said nothing , but waiting till night , brought with hirii a ladder and a chisel , with the determination of correcting the

inaccuracies . After he had been working at it for some time , the master of the house hearing a noise , and naturally enough suspecting that thieves were breaking in upon his premises , sent two or three of his servants , ¦ who seized upon the poor fellow , and lugged him in ; he was detained till the morning , and carried before the judge , who asked him that time of niht to endeavour to enter into

what business he had at g the house of his accuser ? " My Lord , " said the culprit , " 1 am no thief , I am a scholar , and offended with the gross blunders of an inscription over this man ' s porch , was tiying to correct them . " " Well , " said the judge , smiling at the accident , this crime , to he sure , is scarcely deserving of death , you must be disgraced , as an Pie then ordered him to be mounted

example to others . " on an ass and led through the streets , by a man who was desired to proclaim the offence . ^ Unfortunately the man was no grammarian , and , inproclaimino- the offence , did not express himself with correctness . — . " Wretch , " said the pedant , " you have uttered an abominable solecism . " At this moment his brother came up ; " Well , my dear friend , " said he , " how do you find yourself now ? " "Byheaven , hrothe ' r , " returned he , " the grossness and solecism of this fellow ' s

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CONTENTS. Article 1
LONDON : Article 1
TO OUR READERS, CORRESPONDENTS, &c. Article 2
Untitled Article 2
PRICES OF BINDING PER VOLUME. Article 2
Untitled Article 3
MEMOIRS OF WILLIAM PERFECT, M. D. Article 4
SKETCH OF HIGH LIFE. Article 8
Untitled Article 9
TO THE EDITOR OF THE FREEMASONS' MAGAZINE. Article 11
THOUGHTS ON CALUMNY. Article 13
ANECDOTE OF SHENSTONE. Article 14
ESSAY ON FRIENDSHIP. Article 15
SPIRITED CONDUCT OF A MAYOR OF ARUNDEL. Article 17
ANECDOTE OF WILLIAM THE THIRD. Article 17
HISTORY OF MASONRY. Article 18
DISSERTATIONS ON THE POLITE ARTS. No. IV. Article 23
Untitled Article 25
LETTERS FROM BARON BIELFELD. Article 28
HISTORICAL ANECDOTES. Article 31
THE UNION OF LOVE TO GOD AND LOVE TO MAN: A MASONIC SERMON. Article 34
HISTORICAL ANECDOTES. Article 35
THE UNION OF LOVE TO GOD AND LOVE TO MAN:-A MASONIC SERMON. Article 38
AN ADDRESS TO THE MASON BRETHREN*. Article 42
THE STAGE. Article 46
AN IMPROPRIETY IN THE CHARACTER OF OTHELLO, MOOR OF VENICE. Article 47
ORIENTAL APOLOGUES. Article 48
RIDICULOUS CUSTOMS AND SUPERSTITIONS IN DIFFERENT NATIONS. Article 54
TO THE EDITOR OF THE FREEMASONS' MAGAZINE. Article 55
REMARKS ON THE DURATION OF LIFE IN MEN AND ANIMALS. Article 57
ANECDOTE OF JAMES THE FIRST. Article 59
THE MAN OF GENIUS. Article 60
DESCRIPTION OF LONDON , Article 62
ANECDOTE OF THE CELEBRATED DR. STUKELEY. Article 63
ANECDOTE OF THE LATE ALDERMAN BECKFORD. Article 63
STRICTURES ON PUBLIC AMUSEMENTS. Article 64
POETRY. Article 65
STANZAS ON MASONRY. Article 66
ON VIEWING A SKELETON, Article 67
EPITAPH Article 68
EPITAPH Article 68
EPITAPH TO THE MEMORY OF COLLINS THE POET. Article 69
THE ENGLISH JUSTICE. Article 69
MASONIC INTELLIGENCE. Article 70
MONTHLY CHRONICLE. Article 70
HOME NEWS. Article 73
HOME NEWS. Article 77
MARRIAGES. Article 81
DEATHS. Article 81
BANKRUPTS. Article 81
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Oriental Apologues.

" I beseech you be not offended ; if there be occasion , by all means consult your books . " The cadi , after having rummaged his folios or some time , knitting his brows with the appearance of unusual sagacity , " Young man , " said he , " it is necessary that you pay this injured accuser twenty small coins . " " Alas , " replied the youth , " I have nosmall money . " " Then , Sir , you must get change , " rethe cadiThe bowwalked out of

turned . young man making a , tlie room , but without any intention of returning . The cadi and tha melancholy man remained together ; when tired with the business of the day , after waiting for some time , the cadi dropped asleep . The patience of the complainant also being nearly exhausted , observing the situation ofthe cadi , he walked up to him , and gave him a blow on that which he had receivedStart

the cheek ten times harder than . — - ing from his slumber , and rubbing his face , " Rascal , " said he , "do you . dare to strike me ? " " Alas , " said the man , " I have very particular business , which requires my immediate presence , and as you have decreed the price of a blow , be so good as to remain till the young man returns , and instead of giving the fine to me , pray keep it . yourself . " THE PEDANT .

THERE were two brothers of dispositions and propensities as opposite to each other as it is possible to conceive ; the one priding himself on his accuracy of language , his Arabic erudition , and acquaintance with oriental literature : the other despising the pomp of pedantry , and the affectation of grammarians . One day walking togetherthey perceived an inscription engraved a portalthe

curi-, upon ; osity of the learned brother immediately directed him to decypher the sentence , when his anger was soon roused by the multiplicity of hlunders , which appeared to have been compressed within so small a compass . He said nothing , but waiting till night , brought with hirii a ladder and a chisel , with the determination of correcting the

inaccuracies . After he had been working at it for some time , the master of the house hearing a noise , and naturally enough suspecting that thieves were breaking in upon his premises , sent two or three of his servants , ¦ who seized upon the poor fellow , and lugged him in ; he was detained till the morning , and carried before the judge , who asked him that time of niht to endeavour to enter into

what business he had at g the house of his accuser ? " My Lord , " said the culprit , " 1 am no thief , I am a scholar , and offended with the gross blunders of an inscription over this man ' s porch , was tiying to correct them . " " Well , " said the judge , smiling at the accident , this crime , to he sure , is scarcely deserving of death , you must be disgraced , as an Pie then ordered him to be mounted

example to others . " on an ass and led through the streets , by a man who was desired to proclaim the offence . ^ Unfortunately the man was no grammarian , and , inproclaimino- the offence , did not express himself with correctness . — . " Wretch , " said the pedant , " you have uttered an abominable solecism . " At this moment his brother came up ; " Well , my dear friend , " said he , " how do you find yourself now ? " "Byheaven , hrothe ' r , " returned he , " the grossness and solecism of this fellow ' s

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