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Joining The Freemasons.

going to be " made . " Grasping me warmly by the hand , he Avished me success through " the trying ordeal . " He spoke Avith emotion and his eyes dimmed as he referred to the T . 0 . What could it mean ? Oh ! my prophetic soul , the poker .

April 14 . —ForeAvarned may be forearmed . So I have rehersed the poker business , and remembering that horses stand fire , and Red Indians stand torture when practice has inured them to it , tried hoAV near to my nose I could stand the red

hot thing , and found nothing but actually touching made me shrink . "lis a pity respectable Masons must be branded like convicts . Branched and soda-watered may be endured , but branded simply is repulsive . April 15 . —After a Avakeful night my

nerves have settled , and I feel ready for " the trying ordeal . " Have promised to tell my Avife everything , so she is quite willing I shall be a Mason . How Avives do like to know everything ! 0 Eve April 18 . —Was " made" all right and

proper last night , and feel pretty Avell , thank you . When I went home after the ceremony , 'Maria Theresa let me in , took off my great coat , had ( unusual favour )

my slippers on the hearthrug , and ( also unusual favour ) a particularly nice supper ready . Before I could eat she sat doAvn in front of me and said in a voice of anxious expectation , " ] S OAV , my dear " ( she generally calls me "Mr . Battleaxe , "

or , if in good humour , " Ben" ) , " UOAV , my dear , tell me all about it . " It really was hard to disappoint her , for though we ' ve been married twelve years , I IOA'C her still ; hut the VOAV , the VOAV ' tlie thing ! So I broke it as gently as possible , that by the

soleninest of oaths , involving more than she could conceive , I was bound to remain silent concerning Avhat had passed . I assure you I did not even smile , for Maria Avheresa in her Avrath is a fearful and Avondrous spectacle . But Calcraft ' s Avhi

p Avould not have frightened her back just then . She persisted . Sadly , yet firmly , I remained mum . Then Maria Theresa Avas seized Avith tantrums . Ye gods and little pigs , such tantrums ! The table shook and my eyes blinked as she

emphasized her anger . Nevertheless , I Avas firm , Avhereupon she rushed off to bed , and 1 heard her draAv the bolt Avhen she had banged the door .

April 21 . —Though tAVO days have passed Mrs . Battleaxe has ' t spoken yet . To-day I made a playful allusion to the Deaf and Dumb Asylum , but she didn ' t take the joke . Shall write to Brother Hesketh and explain my domestic troubles ; for he must have gone through it all , and can advise me .

April 24 . —At last my wife has spoken . She says she ' s written to her mother to come aud stay a month Avith her . "A month , " she says . Hum ! " It may be for years , and it may be for ever . " Chorus , " It may be for ever . " April 27 . —I haven't heard from Sir

Thomas , but mother-in-law has come . This is shabby . Apo-il 28 . —No letter yet , and my wife remains as surly as Old Boots , The mother-in-laAV reinforcement has so sot her up , that to-morroAv I'll send a UBAV

bonnet as a flag of truce . There ' s a mysterious charm in bonnets neAV , in sealskin jackets and iu petticoats blue . May 1 . — -Wish I had registered my letter to Hesketh , for it must have gone astray somehoAV . I have received several

letters of congratulation upon my becoming a Mason—one from Davies , the tailor ; one from Hall , the shoemaker ; one from Eaglesfauld , the hosier—all Masons , they say . Each encloses a trade card .

May 6 . —Go to Lodge somewhere every night . Have jolly evenings , very . The foul fiend still haunts poor Tom ( that ' s Maria Theresa ) , but I take no notice noAV —go to Lodge instead . May 8 . —Receive more letters from

Masons , enclosing tickets for concerts , balls , dinners given by brethren , and asking me as a brother , to support this and that . It strikes me I ' ve married into a big family . There are more people Masons than I suspected .

May 10 . —Six Masons called on me this morning before I Avas up , and nine Avere Avaiting in the street , asking me to do something or other . Couldn't I pass off my head clerk as me , instructing him to do the civil cut ? For really there are a

great many Masons . It is possible that each of them has his own Maria Theresa at home , yet , is it not melancholy as he remembers her reproachful eyes ? But I go to Lodge every ni g ht . The banquets are splendid . Yes , banquets . Eating

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Untitled Article 1
Monthly Masonic Summary. Article 2
FREEMASONRY IN ROME. Article 3
THE UNOPENED LETTER. Article 7
MASONIC NUMISMATICS. Article 7
THE ENCHANTED ISLE OF THE SEA. Article 10
LISTS OF OLD LODGES, No. 3. Article 13
A LIST OF THE WARRANTED LODGES Article 13
THE BIRTH OF THE ROSE. Article 17
BY THE "SAD SEA WAVES." Article 17
AN OLD, OLD STORY. Article 18
AN AMERICAN VINDICATION OF AMERICANS. Article 20
No. 194, UNDER THE "ANCIENTS" AND ITS RECORDS. Article 23
SONNET. Article 23
ALLHALLOWS, BREAD STREET. Article 24
GERARD MONTAGU: Article 26
FATHER FOY ON SECRET SOCIETIES. Article 29
SLEEP ON MY HEART. Article 34
PUT YOURSELF IN MY PLACE. Article 35
JOINING THE FREEMASONS. Article 37
THE PHILADELPHIA EXHIBITION. Article 39
LOVE'S UTTERANCE. Article 41
POETS' CORNER. Article 41
A PECULIAR CASE. Article 43
Our Archaeological Corner. Article 47
VULGARITY. Article 49
SONNET. Article 51
THE ORIGIN AND REFERENCES OF THE HERMESIAN SPURIOUS FREEMASONRY. Article 52
ADDRESS OF THE GRAND MASTER, J. H. GRAHAM, L.L.D., &c. Article 53
Reviews. Article 55
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 62
THE OBJECT OF A LIFE. Article 66
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Joining The Freemasons.

going to be " made . " Grasping me warmly by the hand , he Avished me success through " the trying ordeal . " He spoke Avith emotion and his eyes dimmed as he referred to the T . 0 . What could it mean ? Oh ! my prophetic soul , the poker .

April 14 . —ForeAvarned may be forearmed . So I have rehersed the poker business , and remembering that horses stand fire , and Red Indians stand torture when practice has inured them to it , tried hoAV near to my nose I could stand the red

hot thing , and found nothing but actually touching made me shrink . "lis a pity respectable Masons must be branded like convicts . Branched and soda-watered may be endured , but branded simply is repulsive . April 15 . —After a Avakeful night my

nerves have settled , and I feel ready for " the trying ordeal . " Have promised to tell my Avife everything , so she is quite willing I shall be a Mason . How Avives do like to know everything ! 0 Eve April 18 . —Was " made" all right and

proper last night , and feel pretty Avell , thank you . When I went home after the ceremony , 'Maria Theresa let me in , took off my great coat , had ( unusual favour )

my slippers on the hearthrug , and ( also unusual favour ) a particularly nice supper ready . Before I could eat she sat doAvn in front of me and said in a voice of anxious expectation , " ] S OAV , my dear " ( she generally calls me "Mr . Battleaxe , "

or , if in good humour , " Ben" ) , " UOAV , my dear , tell me all about it . " It really was hard to disappoint her , for though we ' ve been married twelve years , I IOA'C her still ; hut the VOAV , the VOAV ' tlie thing ! So I broke it as gently as possible , that by the

soleninest of oaths , involving more than she could conceive , I was bound to remain silent concerning Avhat had passed . I assure you I did not even smile , for Maria Avheresa in her Avrath is a fearful and Avondrous spectacle . But Calcraft ' s Avhi

p Avould not have frightened her back just then . She persisted . Sadly , yet firmly , I remained mum . Then Maria Theresa Avas seized Avith tantrums . Ye gods and little pigs , such tantrums ! The table shook and my eyes blinked as she

emphasized her anger . Nevertheless , I Avas firm , Avhereupon she rushed off to bed , and 1 heard her draAv the bolt Avhen she had banged the door .

April 21 . —Though tAVO days have passed Mrs . Battleaxe has ' t spoken yet . To-day I made a playful allusion to the Deaf and Dumb Asylum , but she didn ' t take the joke . Shall write to Brother Hesketh and explain my domestic troubles ; for he must have gone through it all , and can advise me .

April 24 . —At last my wife has spoken . She says she ' s written to her mother to come aud stay a month Avith her . "A month , " she says . Hum ! " It may be for years , and it may be for ever . " Chorus , " It may be for ever . " April 27 . —I haven't heard from Sir

Thomas , but mother-in-law has come . This is shabby . Apo-il 28 . —No letter yet , and my wife remains as surly as Old Boots , The mother-in-laAV reinforcement has so sot her up , that to-morroAv I'll send a UBAV

bonnet as a flag of truce . There ' s a mysterious charm in bonnets neAV , in sealskin jackets and iu petticoats blue . May 1 . — -Wish I had registered my letter to Hesketh , for it must have gone astray somehoAV . I have received several

letters of congratulation upon my becoming a Mason—one from Davies , the tailor ; one from Hall , the shoemaker ; one from Eaglesfauld , the hosier—all Masons , they say . Each encloses a trade card .

May 6 . —Go to Lodge somewhere every night . Have jolly evenings , very . The foul fiend still haunts poor Tom ( that ' s Maria Theresa ) , but I take no notice noAV —go to Lodge instead . May 8 . —Receive more letters from

Masons , enclosing tickets for concerts , balls , dinners given by brethren , and asking me as a brother , to support this and that . It strikes me I ' ve married into a big family . There are more people Masons than I suspected .

May 10 . —Six Masons called on me this morning before I Avas up , and nine Avere Avaiting in the street , asking me to do something or other . Couldn't I pass off my head clerk as me , instructing him to do the civil cut ? For really there are a

great many Masons . It is possible that each of them has his own Maria Theresa at home , yet , is it not melancholy as he remembers her reproachful eyes ? But I go to Lodge every ni g ht . The banquets are splendid . Yes , banquets . Eating

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