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Odds And Ends Of Wit And Humour.

ana an easy delivery . Mark Lemon says that the anxious consideration of the various opinions of a multitude of authors , too numerous to mention , Avas a conviction that to define wit Avas like the attempt to define beauty , Avliich , said the philosopher , was the question of a blind manand

, despairing , therefore , of finding a standard of A'alue he gathered from every aA'ailable source the odd sayings of all times , and leaA'es his readers to discover their Avit aud humour .

Where so great an authority as the late Editor of Punch finds it difficult to define Wit—you Avill hardly Avonder if I fail to eliminate from the depths of my inner consciousness a proper definition of so comprehensive a subject . I suppose whilst

gravity aud gaiety go side by side , pain and pleasure almost hand in hand ; Avhilst light and shade remain to diA'ersify the face of nature , and night and clay divide the short span of our life into equal portionsso wit and humour will help to brihten

g the melancholy of our lives , and pathos , soften and beautify the exuberance of mirth . Some authors seem unable to be anything but grave , whilst others are incapable of being anything but funny . Occasionally we come across a man of genius like

Dickens or Tom Hood , Avhose Avorks abound with passages Avhich at once provoke laughter and tears . Can anything be more pathetic than the "Song of the

Shirt " and the " Bridge of Sighs . " Can anything be more humorous than Hood ' s " Sally Brown , " " John Jones , " " Mary ' s Ghost , " and " Death ' s Ramble "—brimful of puns—and they are puns Avorthy of the name , not the sort introduced into our burlesques—( burlesques of Avitindeedthey

, , often are ) noAv-a-days ! And take such poems as the two on Autumn , by Hood , —Avhat a vein of melancholy runs through them both . They are real poetry , but the tone of sadness running through them points as it were to the

sadness of his life—a sadness the result of poverty and ill-health—and not on account of his domestic relations ( unfortunatel y , but too often , the cause of misery Avith authors ) , but which , Avith him , were of the happiest character . How is it that so many authors living and dead are , or have been , the lwerse of blessed in their connubial relationship ? One great writer beats his Avife ;

another ' s Avife is in a mad-house ; a third is taunted on the hustings by the lady of his choice with the iniquity of his conduct Avhilst a fourth is left to mourn his caro sposa , she levanting Avith some one else . Poor Tom Hood Avas a good husband and

good father ; Avould it could be said of all our great literary men , past , present and to come . Think of Swift , the author of " Gulliver ' s Travels , " "The Drapier Letters , " and "Tale of a Tub , " and his loves Varina , Stella , and Vanessa . One he married , Stella ( Hester Johnson her real name Avas ) , and the others broke their hearts for him ,

Vanessa ( a Miss Vanhomrigb ) Avrote to her ( Mrs . SAvift ) to ask the nature of the connection . Avith the Dean . The letter Avas sent by his Avife to him , and he rode OA'er to Marley Abbey , Miss Vanhomri gh ' s residence , and flung the letter on the table before Vanessa in a rageand

in-, stantly left the bouse . Vanessa , Avho loved him dearly , and had worshipped him for years , as she thought she had a right to , perceiving the fierceness of his passion , and the hopelessness of her affection , was oA ercome by disappointment . She sank at

once , and died in a feAv weeks . Stella Avas said to be very Avitty . She certainly said some good things occasionally , and some which Avere dreadful in their bitter irony and sarcasm . A gentleman Avho had been very silly and pert in

her company at last began to grieve at the loss of a child lately dead . A bishop sitting by comforted him—that he should be easy because the child Avas gone to heaven . " No , my lord , " said she , " that is it which most grieA'es him , because he is sure never to see his child there . "

When she was extremely ill her physician said , " Madam , you are near the bottom of the hill , but Ave will endeavour to get you up again . " She answered , " Doctor , I fear I shall be out of breath before I get to the top . " Sterne , too , another clergyman , strange

to say , was equally faithless in bis relations to the fair sex , and Avas always making love to other ladies besides his wife . He married in 1741 , having ardently courted the young lad y for some years previously . In Avriting to her at that time , he Avinds up , after dwelling on the delights of marriage , "As I take up my

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Monthly Masonic Summary. Article 1
SONNET. Article 1
THE WILSON MANUSCRIPT CONSTITUTION. Article 2
AN HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF MASTER AND FREE MASONS. Article 7
AIMEE. Article 11
LIGHTS AND SHADOWS OF SCOTTISH FREEMASONRY. Article 11
LINES Article 14
THE ANTI-MASONIC VICAR Article 15
TO A SNOWDROP Article 17
"MILKLAT "—THE CITY OF REFUGE. Article 18
ODDS AND ENDS OF WIT AND HUMOUR. Article 19
CONTEMPORARY LETTERS ON THE FRENCH REVOLUTION. Article 24
ORATION Article 26
THE OLD FOLKS' PARTY. Article 28
BENEFIT MANKIND. Article 32
CURIOSITIES OF THE POST OFFICE. Article 32
THE WOMEN OF OUR TIME. Article 34
BRO. DANIEL COXE—THE FATHER OF FREEMASONRY IN AMERICA. Article 36
THE ORIGIN AND REFERENCES OF THE HERMESIAN SPURIOUS FREEMASONRY. Article 39
HALF-WAY DOIN'S. Article 42
GODFREY HIGGINS ON FREEMASONRY. Article 43
THE SITE OF SOLOMON'S TEMPLE DISCOVERED. Article 44
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 46
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Odds And Ends Of Wit And Humour.

ana an easy delivery . Mark Lemon says that the anxious consideration of the various opinions of a multitude of authors , too numerous to mention , Avas a conviction that to define wit Avas like the attempt to define beauty , Avliich , said the philosopher , was the question of a blind manand

, despairing , therefore , of finding a standard of A'alue he gathered from every aA'ailable source the odd sayings of all times , and leaA'es his readers to discover their Avit aud humour .

Where so great an authority as the late Editor of Punch finds it difficult to define Wit—you Avill hardly Avonder if I fail to eliminate from the depths of my inner consciousness a proper definition of so comprehensive a subject . I suppose whilst

gravity aud gaiety go side by side , pain and pleasure almost hand in hand ; Avhilst light and shade remain to diA'ersify the face of nature , and night and clay divide the short span of our life into equal portionsso wit and humour will help to brihten

g the melancholy of our lives , and pathos , soften and beautify the exuberance of mirth . Some authors seem unable to be anything but grave , whilst others are incapable of being anything but funny . Occasionally we come across a man of genius like

Dickens or Tom Hood , Avhose Avorks abound with passages Avhich at once provoke laughter and tears . Can anything be more pathetic than the "Song of the

Shirt " and the " Bridge of Sighs . " Can anything be more humorous than Hood ' s " Sally Brown , " " John Jones , " " Mary ' s Ghost , " and " Death ' s Ramble "—brimful of puns—and they are puns Avorthy of the name , not the sort introduced into our burlesques—( burlesques of Avitindeedthey

, , often are ) noAv-a-days ! And take such poems as the two on Autumn , by Hood , —Avhat a vein of melancholy runs through them both . They are real poetry , but the tone of sadness running through them points as it were to the

sadness of his life—a sadness the result of poverty and ill-health—and not on account of his domestic relations ( unfortunatel y , but too often , the cause of misery Avith authors ) , but which , Avith him , were of the happiest character . How is it that so many authors living and dead are , or have been , the lwerse of blessed in their connubial relationship ? One great writer beats his Avife ;

another ' s Avife is in a mad-house ; a third is taunted on the hustings by the lady of his choice with the iniquity of his conduct Avhilst a fourth is left to mourn his caro sposa , she levanting Avith some one else . Poor Tom Hood Avas a good husband and

good father ; Avould it could be said of all our great literary men , past , present and to come . Think of Swift , the author of " Gulliver ' s Travels , " "The Drapier Letters , " and "Tale of a Tub , " and his loves Varina , Stella , and Vanessa . One he married , Stella ( Hester Johnson her real name Avas ) , and the others broke their hearts for him ,

Vanessa ( a Miss Vanhomrigb ) Avrote to her ( Mrs . SAvift ) to ask the nature of the connection . Avith the Dean . The letter Avas sent by his Avife to him , and he rode OA'er to Marley Abbey , Miss Vanhomri gh ' s residence , and flung the letter on the table before Vanessa in a rageand

in-, stantly left the bouse . Vanessa , Avho loved him dearly , and had worshipped him for years , as she thought she had a right to , perceiving the fierceness of his passion , and the hopelessness of her affection , was oA ercome by disappointment . She sank at

once , and died in a feAv weeks . Stella Avas said to be very Avitty . She certainly said some good things occasionally , and some which Avere dreadful in their bitter irony and sarcasm . A gentleman Avho had been very silly and pert in

her company at last began to grieve at the loss of a child lately dead . A bishop sitting by comforted him—that he should be easy because the child Avas gone to heaven . " No , my lord , " said she , " that is it which most grieA'es him , because he is sure never to see his child there . "

When she was extremely ill her physician said , " Madam , you are near the bottom of the hill , but Ave will endeavour to get you up again . " She answered , " Doctor , I fear I shall be out of breath before I get to the top . " Sterne , too , another clergyman , strange

to say , was equally faithless in bis relations to the fair sex , and Avas always making love to other ladies besides his wife . He married in 1741 , having ardently courted the young lad y for some years previously . In Avriting to her at that time , he Avinds up , after dwelling on the delights of marriage , "As I take up my

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