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elaborate scarf , and the velvet coat , and the halo of SAvelldom may but cover the soulless and the sensual , the dissipated ancl the degraded , the hurtful and hopeless animal . Be wise ami wary then , oh British maidens . "Mothermine"I hear one saying

, , , " I really think that Mr . Montague meant something . " " My chyild , my OAVU chyild . " I listen to the parental reply , in those words of soothing wisdom so appropriate to our elders and our betters , " don't be too sure and if it be so , I think that Mr .

Higgins is the better ' parti , ' as he has a house in the town as well as a seat in the country , ancl Mr . Montague has nothing but his ' moustaches' and his expectations . Be careful my chyild , very , very careful . " SeA erest , but wisest , of parents ! And

Avhat does the fair Beatrice do ? Well , she marries dutifully and decorously Mr . Higgins ! When I saw her last she had a Pomeranian Spitz and two chubb y children , and a good-looking nurse in the carriage , and though a little given to " en bon point" was as charming and friendly

as ever . But here comes in a word of warning ; all marriages do not end so well—all " beasts" to Avhom young women give their " young affections , " do not turn out good-natured , warm-hearted , loving and true .

No ; many a poor girl has found that beneath the " Beast ' s" outside form was also , the " nature of the beast" as she has experienced to her cost , poor Beauty ! She might have taken the honest heart of Charles Hopeor the sound princi ples

, of Henry Maxwell , or the laughing philosophy of Hector Macgregor , or the pleasant presence of Jimmy Dalton , and here she has gone ancl chosen a "Beast , " 'a real beast bad in " form , " and worse in temper . Here she is condemned to

meanness , vulgarity , saA'agery and a " beast " as long as her " Aveird " shall last ! Let us remember then that money simply never made anyone happy in this world , and that marrying avowedly ancl deliberately for money is a folly and—yes—a sin .

They say that some marriages are made "in heaven . " Many , as we know , are purely of the earth , very earthy , indeed . It is indeed perhaps well for man , that he has for a feAV moments in this life , the

Fairy Tales Utilised For The New Generation.

soft delusions of the imagination , the bewilderment of hope , and the mirage of expectation . Therefore it is in my opinion very difficult to lay doAvu a law to-day , hard ancl fast , as to Avhere true affection begins , or a mercenary marriage ends .

But still Avhile I say all this do not suppose that I wish to forget what an old friend of mine used to call the necessary claims of " bread and butter , " far from it . Money no doubt has its use ancl its good , nay and its blessing when rihtly employed

g in this our Avorld—and is essential in one sense to our contentment and comfort in our hourly life . But when Aveighed in the balance of the human heart , of true affection , of mutual sympathy , of unbought love , it is literally as deceiving as the

" apples of Sodom , " and nothing but dust and ashes . HaA'e I not then found a moral after all ? I think that I have , and I beg to commend it to the notice of all , old ancl young , parents ancl daughtersspoony young men ancl

sen-, timental young Avomen , Beastsaud Beauties , AVIIO luckily for their own improvement and edification , are able to peruse , the kindly pages of our MASONIC MAGAZINE .

Odds And Ends Of Wit And Humour.

ODDS AND ENDS OF WIT AND HUMOUR .

A Lecture by Bro . EMRA HOLMES , at the Town Hall , Hadleigh , and the Working Men ' s College , Ipswich . PART II .

THE dry humour of the Scotch is of a similar character to that of the American writers , Artemus Ward and Josh Billings . Oliver Wendell Holmes ( the autocrat of the _ breakfast-table ) , another American comic writer and a poetis more like our

, own Tom Hood . Some of the sayings of Josh Billings are Avonderfully good , though their oft times apparent irreverence ancl profanity shock the daintier sense . Some of the American authors show a shocking familiarity with

Scripture , probably on account of their Puritan origin and language ; which to them seems quite proper , to us sounds simply blasphemous . What can be more irreverent than the saying of one of them

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Monthly Masonic Summary. Article 3
THE LEGEND OF THE HOLY THORN OF GLASTONBURY. Article 4
"THE HOLY THORN." Article 10
BROTHER ELLIS'S SKETCH OF PARADISE R.A. CHAPTER , SHEFFIELD. Article 11
SONNET Article 13
SOCIAL PROBLEMS AND THEIR PEACEFUL SOLUTION. Article 13
AN ITALIAN COUNT. Article 16
NOTES ON THE OLD MINUTE BOOKS OF THE BRITISH UNION LODGE, No. 114, IPSWICH. A.D. 1762. Article 19
SEA-SIDE DREAMINGS. Article 22
THE WOMEN OF OUR TIME. Article 22
HOW RAILWAY MATERIALS ARE TESTED. Article 24
T' SPELLIN' BEE. Article 26
DU ROLE DE LA FRANCMACONNERIE DANS L'AVENIR. Article 26
FAIRY TALES UTILISED FOR THE NEW GENERATION. Article 28
ODDS AND ENDS OF WIT AND HUMOUR. Article 30
CONTEMPORARY LETTERS ON THE FRENCH REVOLUTION. Article 37
THE ORIGIN AND REFERENCES OF THE HERMESIAN SPURIOUS FREEMASONRY. Article 39
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 47
THE OLD FRIENDS. Article 50
GOLD. Article 50
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Fairy Tales Utilised For The New Generation.

elaborate scarf , and the velvet coat , and the halo of SAvelldom may but cover the soulless and the sensual , the dissipated ancl the degraded , the hurtful and hopeless animal . Be wise ami wary then , oh British maidens . "Mothermine"I hear one saying

, , , " I really think that Mr . Montague meant something . " " My chyild , my OAVU chyild . " I listen to the parental reply , in those words of soothing wisdom so appropriate to our elders and our betters , " don't be too sure and if it be so , I think that Mr .

Higgins is the better ' parti , ' as he has a house in the town as well as a seat in the country , ancl Mr . Montague has nothing but his ' moustaches' and his expectations . Be careful my chyild , very , very careful . " SeA erest , but wisest , of parents ! And

Avhat does the fair Beatrice do ? Well , she marries dutifully and decorously Mr . Higgins ! When I saw her last she had a Pomeranian Spitz and two chubb y children , and a good-looking nurse in the carriage , and though a little given to " en bon point" was as charming and friendly

as ever . But here comes in a word of warning ; all marriages do not end so well—all " beasts" to Avhom young women give their " young affections , " do not turn out good-natured , warm-hearted , loving and true .

No ; many a poor girl has found that beneath the " Beast ' s" outside form was also , the " nature of the beast" as she has experienced to her cost , poor Beauty ! She might have taken the honest heart of Charles Hopeor the sound princi ples

, of Henry Maxwell , or the laughing philosophy of Hector Macgregor , or the pleasant presence of Jimmy Dalton , and here she has gone ancl chosen a "Beast , " 'a real beast bad in " form , " and worse in temper . Here she is condemned to

meanness , vulgarity , saA'agery and a " beast " as long as her " Aveird " shall last ! Let us remember then that money simply never made anyone happy in this world , and that marrying avowedly ancl deliberately for money is a folly and—yes—a sin .

They say that some marriages are made "in heaven . " Many , as we know , are purely of the earth , very earthy , indeed . It is indeed perhaps well for man , that he has for a feAV moments in this life , the

Fairy Tales Utilised For The New Generation.

soft delusions of the imagination , the bewilderment of hope , and the mirage of expectation . Therefore it is in my opinion very difficult to lay doAvu a law to-day , hard ancl fast , as to Avhere true affection begins , or a mercenary marriage ends .

But still Avhile I say all this do not suppose that I wish to forget what an old friend of mine used to call the necessary claims of " bread and butter , " far from it . Money no doubt has its use ancl its good , nay and its blessing when rihtly employed

g in this our Avorld—and is essential in one sense to our contentment and comfort in our hourly life . But when Aveighed in the balance of the human heart , of true affection , of mutual sympathy , of unbought love , it is literally as deceiving as the

" apples of Sodom , " and nothing but dust and ashes . HaA'e I not then found a moral after all ? I think that I have , and I beg to commend it to the notice of all , old ancl young , parents ancl daughtersspoony young men ancl

sen-, timental young Avomen , Beastsaud Beauties , AVIIO luckily for their own improvement and edification , are able to peruse , the kindly pages of our MASONIC MAGAZINE .

Odds And Ends Of Wit And Humour.

ODDS AND ENDS OF WIT AND HUMOUR .

A Lecture by Bro . EMRA HOLMES , at the Town Hall , Hadleigh , and the Working Men ' s College , Ipswich . PART II .

THE dry humour of the Scotch is of a similar character to that of the American writers , Artemus Ward and Josh Billings . Oliver Wendell Holmes ( the autocrat of the _ breakfast-table ) , another American comic writer and a poetis more like our

, own Tom Hood . Some of the sayings of Josh Billings are Avonderfully good , though their oft times apparent irreverence ancl profanity shock the daintier sense . Some of the American authors show a shocking familiarity with

Scripture , probably on account of their Puritan origin and language ; which to them seems quite proper , to us sounds simply blasphemous . What can be more irreverent than the saying of one of them

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