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Tom Hood.

This was evidently aimed at " Reynold ' s Miscellany , " the " Mysteries of London , " and other like publications . His first original paper came out" Verses to Hope "—in July , 1821 , and in the November numberthe humorous

, " Ode to Dr . Kitchener " appeared . From that time he became a regular contributor , and some tAventy-four papers were published , the last coming out in June , 1823 ; since which he wrote no more in that

paper . His connection with the Magazine led to his introduction to Mr . Reynolds ( son of the Head Writing-Master of Christ ' s Hospital ) , whose sister he afterwards married , and also to the other contributors to the Avorkamongst whom we notice the

, names of Charles Lamb ( the gentle Elia ) , Allan Cunningham , Hazlett , Horace Smith ( author of " Rejected Addresses " ) , Justice Talfourd , Barry Cornwall ( the poet ); Thomas De Quincey , one of the most polished writers of English England

has ever known ; Hartley Coleridge , one of a gifted family—and others . One of the most humorous of his poems , knoAvn , no doubt , to many of the readers of the MASONIC MAGAZINE , appeared in June , 1822 , in the magazine— "Faithless

Sall y Brown . " Amongst others of his graver and more charming pieces is a picture which most mothers—I fancy , and many fathers—will think exquisite : " To a Sleeping Child . " It was published , I think , in the magazine for 1822 .

Perhaps , as a descriptive poem , the " Romance of Cologne " is as effective a piece of versification , in its way , as anything of the kind in the English language . I Avonder it is not oftener introduced into Public Readings , etc . You must judge for yourselves as to its merits .

Mr . Hood ' s brother-in-law , Mr . Reynolds , himself wrote in the London Magazine , and it was in the pleasant spring tide of their friendship , and with the old partiality for the writings of each other , which prevailed in those days , that

many pleasant versified encounters took place . This may be instanced by the folloAving verses which were inserted in the Athenmum . When Miss Fanny Kemble took leave of the stage , at her farewell

performance she took off her Avreath and threw it into the body of the house . The following verses were mitten by Tom Hood , as from a young farmer in the country ;—

MISS FANNY'S FAREWELL FLOWERS . I came to town a happy man , I need not now dissemble Why I return so sad at heart , It's all through Fanny Kemble . Ah , when she threw her flowers away—What urged the tragic slut on To weave in such a wreath as that , Ah me !—a bachelor ' s button !

None fought so hard , none fought so well As I to gain some token . When all the pit rose up in arms , And heads and hearts were broken ; Huzza ! said I , I'll have a flower , As sure aB my name ' s DuiJton . I made a snatch—I got a catch—By Jove ! a bachelor ' s button !

I've lost my watch , my hat is smashed , My clothes declare the raoket ;¦ I went there in a full dress coat , And came home in a jacket . My nose is swell'd , my eye is black , My lip I ' ve got a cut on ; Odd buds ! and what a bud to get—The deuce ! a bachelor ' s button !

My chest's in pain ; I really fear I've somewhat hurt my bellows , By pokes and punches in the ribs From those herb-strewing fellows . I miss two teeth in ray front row , My corn has had a fut on ; And all this pain I've had to gain This cursed bachelor ' s button !

Had I but won a rose—a bud—A pansy—or a daisy—A periwinkle—anything But this—it drives me crazy ! My very sherry tastes like squills , I can't enjoy my mutton ; And when I sleep I dream of it—Still , still—a bachelor ' s button !

My place is booked per coach to-night , But oh ! my spirit trembles To think how country friends will ask Of Knowleses and of KembleB . If they should breathe about the wreath , When I go back to Sutton ; I shall not care to show my share , That all ! a bachelor ' s buttsn !

My luck in life was never good , But this my fate will harden ; I ne ' er shall like my farming more ,, I know I shan't the garden . The turnips all may have the fly , The wheat may have the smut on ; I care not , I've a blight at heart—Ah , me ! a bachelor ' s button !

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Untitled Article 1
PREFACE Article 2
INDEX. Article 4
Monthly Masonic Summary. Article 7
SONNET. Article 7
HISTORY OF THE "PRINCE OF WALES LODGE." Article 8
SUMMER. Article 18
THE ADVENTURES OF DON PASQUALE. Article 19
TRAM-CAES AND OMNIBUSES. Article 22
WONDERS OF OPERATIVE MASONRY. Article 24
THE TRUE FREEMASON. Article 26
TOM HOOD. Article 27
IN MEMORIAM — BRO. GEORGE FRANK GOULEY. Article 30
THE HISTORY OF EDUCATION. Article 32
CARA IMAGO. Article 33
HARRY WATSON; Article 34
EVERY YEAR. Article 36
THE WORK OF NATURE IN THE MONTHS. Article 37
BRO. JAMES NEWTON'S SKETCH OF THE CONCORD ROYAL ARCH CHAPTER, No. 37, BOLTON. Article 41
"ABSENT FRIENDS." Article 42
SHIRTS AND COLLARS. Article 43
Our Archaeological Corner. Article 46
A Review. Article 47
NOTES ON LITERATURE, SCIENCE AND ART. Article 50
Forgotten Stories. Article 53
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Note: This text has been automatically extracted via Optical Character Recognition (OCR) software.

Tom Hood.

This was evidently aimed at " Reynold ' s Miscellany , " the " Mysteries of London , " and other like publications . His first original paper came out" Verses to Hope "—in July , 1821 , and in the November numberthe humorous

, " Ode to Dr . Kitchener " appeared . From that time he became a regular contributor , and some tAventy-four papers were published , the last coming out in June , 1823 ; since which he wrote no more in that

paper . His connection with the Magazine led to his introduction to Mr . Reynolds ( son of the Head Writing-Master of Christ ' s Hospital ) , whose sister he afterwards married , and also to the other contributors to the Avorkamongst whom we notice the

, names of Charles Lamb ( the gentle Elia ) , Allan Cunningham , Hazlett , Horace Smith ( author of " Rejected Addresses " ) , Justice Talfourd , Barry Cornwall ( the poet ); Thomas De Quincey , one of the most polished writers of English England

has ever known ; Hartley Coleridge , one of a gifted family—and others . One of the most humorous of his poems , knoAvn , no doubt , to many of the readers of the MASONIC MAGAZINE , appeared in June , 1822 , in the magazine— "Faithless

Sall y Brown . " Amongst others of his graver and more charming pieces is a picture which most mothers—I fancy , and many fathers—will think exquisite : " To a Sleeping Child . " It was published , I think , in the magazine for 1822 .

Perhaps , as a descriptive poem , the " Romance of Cologne " is as effective a piece of versification , in its way , as anything of the kind in the English language . I Avonder it is not oftener introduced into Public Readings , etc . You must judge for yourselves as to its merits .

Mr . Hood ' s brother-in-law , Mr . Reynolds , himself wrote in the London Magazine , and it was in the pleasant spring tide of their friendship , and with the old partiality for the writings of each other , which prevailed in those days , that

many pleasant versified encounters took place . This may be instanced by the folloAving verses which were inserted in the Athenmum . When Miss Fanny Kemble took leave of the stage , at her farewell

performance she took off her Avreath and threw it into the body of the house . The following verses were mitten by Tom Hood , as from a young farmer in the country ;—

MISS FANNY'S FAREWELL FLOWERS . I came to town a happy man , I need not now dissemble Why I return so sad at heart , It's all through Fanny Kemble . Ah , when she threw her flowers away—What urged the tragic slut on To weave in such a wreath as that , Ah me !—a bachelor ' s button !

None fought so hard , none fought so well As I to gain some token . When all the pit rose up in arms , And heads and hearts were broken ; Huzza ! said I , I'll have a flower , As sure aB my name ' s DuiJton . I made a snatch—I got a catch—By Jove ! a bachelor ' s button !

I've lost my watch , my hat is smashed , My clothes declare the raoket ;¦ I went there in a full dress coat , And came home in a jacket . My nose is swell'd , my eye is black , My lip I ' ve got a cut on ; Odd buds ! and what a bud to get—The deuce ! a bachelor ' s button !

My chest's in pain ; I really fear I've somewhat hurt my bellows , By pokes and punches in the ribs From those herb-strewing fellows . I miss two teeth in ray front row , My corn has had a fut on ; And all this pain I've had to gain This cursed bachelor ' s button !

Had I but won a rose—a bud—A pansy—or a daisy—A periwinkle—anything But this—it drives me crazy ! My very sherry tastes like squills , I can't enjoy my mutton ; And when I sleep I dream of it—Still , still—a bachelor ' s button !

My place is booked per coach to-night , But oh ! my spirit trembles To think how country friends will ask Of Knowleses and of KembleB . If they should breathe about the wreath , When I go back to Sutton ; I shall not care to show my share , That all ! a bachelor ' s buttsn !

My luck in life was never good , But this my fate will harden ; I ne ' er shall like my farming more ,, I know I shan't the garden . The turnips all may have the fly , The wheat may have the smut on ; I care not , I've a blight at heart—Ah , me ! a bachelor ' s button !

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